A teenager on the verge of a nervous breakdown

YOUR PARENTS ARE ALWAYS TELLING YOU THAT STUDENT LIFE IS EASY, AREN'T THEY?! I KNEW IT… THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!
“Take your jacket!”, “You only eat junk food”, “What horrible clothes are those?!”, “Who was that boy at the school gate?”. Ahhh, parents.

You know what I'm talking about, don't you? They're every teenager's drama. That and the tests that are "always easy" (lie!), the crushes that, wise people say, "only last a month" (double lie!!) and the pimples that look like volcanoes (this one, unfortunately, isn't a lie, they really do look like volcanoes…).

REPEAT AFTER ME: "I WILL NEVER SQUEEZE ANOTHER PIMPLE AGAIN IN MY LIFE." DAMN, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE HERE!

To help you deal with all of this, I wrote this book. Here you'll find the best strategies to survive high school and learn how to make the right friends. I didn't forget to include tips on how to get your driving license, your final year and your first days at university. You don't need to thank me.