Intensive course to survive school

Welcome to the best time of your lives... Welcome to School... From today onwards, never let go of this book. Whether you're a primary school youngster or a secondary school living being, this is your guide to surviving: the "just five more minutes" in bed in the morning, which means a missed bus and absence from Portuguese class; your parents' completely logical associations between studying little and going to work in construction; homework done during break time, hastily, or copied from the geek in your class, the one who will remind the teacher that there was homework; group projects done individually the night before, until two in the morning, just to get a crappy PowerPoint with only 3 slides; the 15-minute breaks after four million and two hundred thousand minutes of class, during which you fought in your subconscious not to fall asleep. "Intensive Course to Survive School" is a complete guide to school from the perspective of a moderately nerdy kid.